i would like to announce to the few people who read this blog that ray just ate half a cake and is high on sugar, and i got all huffy because he was watching a stupid-ass harry potter movie on TV and i HATE harry potter and ray yelled, “you’re like the huffington post–huffington osh!”
also, today at work i got an outgoing message that said, “you’ve reached the weenie residence” and i laughed at my cubicle like a 12-year-old boy.