the sanest days are mad

so, it was a slow week at work, as my boss was at trial. luckily, one of my friends just started working here so we had lots of fun just goofing off on the clock. we came up with the idea to google “bad tattoos” and giggle at the skin carnage all over the internet.
here are the best tattoos i’ve come across in those long, lonely hours; and i humbly share them with you, dear readers.

and, the most bizarrely genius one of them all:

i want to be this person’s friend. and eat a tofu pup with them. the end.